Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
SoPi Theme Song
Tune: Sponge Bob Square Pants
Lyrics by: Captain Princess Pee Pee Pants
Are ya ready wankers?
- Ready Cap'n!
I can't heeeaaarrrr yoouuuu!
- READY CAP'N!
OOOOOOOOOOO, Who lives in a kennel surrounded by trees?
- SoPiH3
Debaucherous and good fun are we!
- SoPiH3
If running and nonsense be something you wish...
- SoPiH3
Then come out to trail and drink like a fish
- SoPiH3
- SoPiH3
- SoPiH3
- SooooooPiiiiiiH3
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Hash House Harriers
Tune: The Addams Family
Lyrics by: Jim "Whiff" Montgomery, Pittsburgh H3
Their drinking is compulsive and
Their running is convulsive
They're morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers
[(Da Da Da Da)(Snap fingers twice)Repeat]
Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They're running in nude in
The Hash House Harriers
[(Da Da Da Da)(Snap fingers twice)Repeat]
They're always shiggy tracking,
From constantly bushwhacking
Intelligence they're lacking
The Hash House Harriers
[(Da Da Da Da)(Snap fingers twice)Repeat]
Switch to Da Da Da Da, Down Down, Da Da Da Da, Down Down for ceremonies
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Do Your Tits Hang Low?
Tune: Sailor's Hornpipe
by: Twin Peaks & She Mussel Bitch, Austin HHH
Do your tits hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder?
Do you need a boulder holder?
Do your tits hang low?
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Tune: Sailor's Hornpipe
Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
* Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
* Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle, When your balls hang low?
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Amazing Hash
Tune: Amazing Grace
by: G.I. Mary & Joseph, SoPiH3
Amazing Hash
Much shiggy on trail
That trashed a Wank like me
I once got lost
But found the hounds
The On-Home now I see!
Just three more blocks
And I'll be home
The beer, it waits for me
And once I'm there
I'll drink my Share
Until they tire of me!
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Chicago (The Department Store Song)
Tune: The Bear Went Over the Mountain
CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work there anymore.
A woman came in for a computer (a computer from the store)
A computer she wanted; my Wang she got, and I don't work there anymore.
A man came in for a telephone (a telephone from the store)
A.T.T. he wanted; T.I.T. he got (visual aids help), and I don't work there...
AND: a woman came in for a:
doughnut - glazed she wanted. cream filled she got
elevator - my shaft
carpet - laid
spring - BOINGed
screwdriver - screwed
hammer - nailed
T-bone - my boneless round
carpet – pile carpet she wanted, shagged she got
gun - banged
nylons - hosed
floppy disk - my hard drive
metaphysical conversation - fucked
velvet - felt
liquor - lick her I did
bolts - my nuts
sailors - semen
ham - porked
cigarette - camel, humped
plastic - rubbers
plumbing - my pipe
pipe - hosed
stockings - hosing
liquid Plumber -pipes cleaned
canned ham - porked
gift wrapping - packed butter - spread
seafood - lobster , crabs
beer - 6-pack, ate
fabric - silk, felt
ALSO: a man came in for a:
balloon - blown
doughnut - my hole
lollipop - sucked
horse - ridden
carpet - shag he wanted, piles he got
wheels - rimmed
beer - Bush (w/visual aids)